We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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