One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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