He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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