Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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