I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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