he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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