The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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