i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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