so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I love you.
Bad choice
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