I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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