But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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