school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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