he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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