I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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