Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Did we literally take a cab across the street
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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