He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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