He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
