I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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