I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
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