Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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