that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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