marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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