i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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