"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
