Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize
