I can tuck mytits in my pants
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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