i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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