What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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