...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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