Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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