what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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