weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He's on the porch naked. Help.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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