I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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