people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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