You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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