He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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