you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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