just tell him i said nine months
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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