Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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