Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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