I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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