he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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