So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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