margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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