I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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