Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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