i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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