He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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