they need to just BURY HIM!
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
When are your genitals available?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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