Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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