So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
